We meant to put these up when we were in Del Boy Dehli but completely forgot and now they’re sopping wet and I can hardly read them but here goes. They’re in no particular order.
- Be specific about what you want because not everyone understands, “Ah whatever” or you’ll get something particularly over-priced
- Always have a towel or sarong, something to dry, cover and generally shroud you from general mayhem.
- Do something random like try to apply for a nightclub licence or go out and visit places to live. (we haven’t done this yet but there is no way I’m applying for anything in this country cos if I’m driven nuts buying stamps I’d be certifiable trying to get a nightclub licence. Kathleen our new Cork friend is on the verge of a mental breakdown cos she can’t get her phone up and running after 2 weeks due to paper work etc.)
*** general note on India specifically, any stereo-typical Germans or others who like structure and systems should probably invest in some marajuana while here.
RULES OF TRAVEL - PART 1
TOWELIE WOULD DEFFO AGREE WITH POINT NO. 2 - “D’ont forget to bring a towel”, he wouldn’t care where ya take him cause he wouldn’t remember anyway!!!
Unless he was very angry. And had butter stains.
M & M’s melt in your mouth, not in your towel
rules of travel eh, i could put a hundred down but i’ll just add this one as it’s 0452am here in korea. always know the emergency services number in the country you’re in. if they can’t understand you, they can trace your call. towelie knew one his number, alas, it was the tune to funky town