Come on people, if the Hoff tells ye to have a good time ye know ye must!
Hey guys, just wanna take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy Valentine’s Day. Hope everyone gets a card, some chocolates, flowers or a good seeing to! Ha ha! Not that I wanna hear too much detail, that especially applies to Joseph and Diana. Anyway, we’ve planned a day at the beach. Tis gonna be 36 degrees or more today. Then a very rosemantic evening blubbing at “Brokeback Mountain”. I know, what are we like! I’m sure my Pops in Bangkok will have a fabulous time. He gave me a quick ring last night and said he has to beat the girls off with a stick. That’s my father for ya. More power to ya Pops!
In honour of Valentine’s Day I’m gonna share with you all my favourite exchange about love Roger Rabbit has for Jessica, and the best bit is the love poem included. How wonderful, huh?:
Roger: Hey! Hey Eddie, take it easy will ya. Please Eddie, don’t throw me out. You’re making a big mistake. I didn’t kill anybody. I swear. This whole thing’s a set up. A scam. A frame job! Ow! Eddie. I could never hurt anybody. [Valiant is stretching Roger out in his attempt to make Roger let go of the door frame.] Ow! My whole purpose in life is to maaake, peeeeopllllle, laugh!
Rogers grip on the door frame finally breaks and the two of them fly backwards across the office. Valiant lands in a heap on the floor and Roger lands on the bed.
Roger: O.K. O.K. Sure, I admit it. I got a little steamed when you showed me those pictures of Jessica. So I ran down to the Ink…
Valiant dives at Roger but merely sends Roger into the air and Valiant lands in a heap on the other side of the bed.
Rogrt: …and Paint Club. But she wasn’t in her dressing room so I wrote her a love letter.
Valiant: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You’re telling me, that in a fit of jealousy you wrote you’re wife a love letter?
Roger: That’s right! I know she was just an innocent victim of circumstance.
Valiant: I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine huh?
Roger: Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no. I found a nice clean piece of paper. [He holds it up and begins to read.] ‘Dear Jessica. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One one thousand! Two one thousand! Three one thousand! Four one thous…’
Valiant: Why didn’t you just leave the letter there?
Roger: Obviously a poem of this power and sensitivity must… [Valiant grabs Roger by the ears and throws him out of his way.] Aaaaaaagh!… be read in person so I went home to wait for her but the weasels were there waiting for me! So. So I ran.
Ye never thought I was this sentimental, did ye?
Love and cuddles
Tee
Happy Valentine’s Day to you too, Pesky O’Reilly! I snail-mailed a cuddle to you a week ago, but it obviously hasn’t arrived yet. In the mean time, The Hoff will be performing in your head with a lurex outfit, for your pleasure, every 20 minutes. Hope you get a card from a randomer, chocolate, a flower or… Ehhh, don’t tell me!
Hugz out to all the Girleenz!
I had the greatest Valentines of them all - dying at home in bed! Sneezing, snotting, coughing and barking! Twas great fun altogether….. Tee methinks tis worrying that you can quote that much of Roger Rabbit …. I always knew ye loved that film …. but could this maybe be obsession by O Reilly instead?