Abandon all hope, ye who enter here…
Ahoy me hearties! Its International Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye scurvy dogs! Now get out and walk that plank at work and enjoy the tempestuous seas of life. One minute they’re your friends, next they have you sinking in the waters of the seven seas after walking the plank…
I’ve got some posters up in work from the site, printed on the back of used paper due to my new “no useless waste” policy, so get the pirates out at your work place now!
Not sure how to get started? Well me Lubbers, here’s a how to guide to get ye sailing…
By the way “I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!” is my personal pirate lady pick up line.
Beware how you go about your business today though, otherwise you may hear a German pirate exclaim, “Tod und Teufel!”, but by that utterance I’d say you’d be done for anyway
Avast ye, Ahoy, me hearties, i be seein’ ye be a lady nay t’ be messed with
an good on ye wi’ yer on-goin’ protectin’ o’ th’ environment
hardy har har ARGHHHH